Irony is the hygiene of the mind, best applied before opinions harden.
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The best comebacks arrive at 3 a.m., long after the argument has gone home.
Wit without kindness is just vocabulary doing push-ups.
True elegance is refusing to explain the joke to those who laughed loudest at the setup.
A sharp mind cuts cleanest when it does not swing at everyone.
Brevity is the soul of wit, which is why my meetings end at hello.
The fastest wit in the room is usually the one holding the least responsibility.
Sarcasm is just honesty with better stage lighting.
A witty answer turns an insult into an annuity of laughter.
A clever remark lands twice: once in the room, and once again in the retelling.