“Happy birthday! You are not old — you are a classic, and classics are just old things we pretend are valuable.”
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You are not over the hill — you are the hill. Majestic, immovable, and slightly hard to climb. Happy birthday!
You know you are getting older when your favorite late-night activity is a good stretch. Happy birthday, wild one.
Happy birthday! Your age is now in the range where the warranty has definitely expired.