I am not lazy, I am just highly motivated to do nothing.
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I do not have gray hair. I have wisdom highlights.
Today I will be as useless as the letter G in lasagna.
If you cannot remember my name, just say chocolate and I will turn around.
My mind is like an internet browser: 19 tabs open, 3 frozen, and I cannot find where the music is coming from.
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
I am writing a book on procrastination. I will start it tomorrow.
I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose.
My bed is my happy place. I do my best thinking about getting out of it tomorrow.