I am on a whiskey diet. I have lost three days already.
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A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, 'You can come in, but don't start anything.'
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Just like that.